How to Get Your Favorite Shirt Back

by Jessica Brookman in ,

FACT: You may have broken up with your non-boyfriend, but it doesn't mean you wanted to. 

After all, there's a reason you, uh, let him into the flower shop in the first place.

Find out what happens when you really just want your favorite fucking shirt back...

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Fake Boyfriend Friday - Paul Newman

by Jessica Brookman in

FBF - An occasional slide show where i fantasize about the virtues of men who will never be my real boyfriend.

Paul Newman in Venice, 1963. 

Paul Newman in Venice, 1963. 

The inaugural fake boyfriend is, obviously, Paul Newman. Because he may be the most awesome dude that ever lived. Here are The Top 6 Reasons Paul Newman is better than your real boyfriend:

Am I missing anything? Do you have some magical rebuttal regarding the virtues of your significant other? Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong.