FACT: The quickest way to feel free is to strip yourself bare. 

“You say fuck too much. And tone down your opinion. Why don’t you read @OscarPRgirl and see how she does it? Then...Do that.”

The “or else” was implied so as not to turn this advice into an ultimatum.  I was staring out the window down to Wilshire Blvd, unblinking. I let the glare from the Miracle Mile seer holes into my retinas.I was suppressing at least 7 facial expressions. 

This is what I do this while listening to advice I’m not going to take.

“Oh. I see.”

The words slid sickly through my dead-fish lips. Eyes still set on the street below. I was already gone.

This is a story about getting naked.

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