FACT: The quickest way to feel free is to strip yourself bare.
“You say fuck too much. And tone down your opinion. Why don’t you read @OscarPRgirl and see how she does it? Then...Do that.”
The “or else” was implied so as not to turn this advice into an ultimatum. I was staring out the window down to Wilshire Blvd, unblinking. I let the glare from the Miracle Mile seer holes into my retinas.I was suppressing at least 7 facial expressions.
This is what I do this while listening to advice I’m not going to take.
“Oh. I see.”
The words slid sickly through my dead-fish lips. Eyes still set on the street below. I was already gone.
It's art. It's on the internet. Here are some morsels for your perusal. I am #nakedinpublic:
This is the video for the track "Chemical Girl" from the band The Fine Arts Showcase. If duds wanna find the music you can get it from us in our webshop: http://www.adrianrecordings.com/shop/paypal/ click products. There is a new The Fine Arts Showcase coming out soon.
Sometimes, you just need to get out of town. For, like, a month. It's cool. I get it. Just don't leave a note. That's how the rumors start.
If there must be a rumor that you're in rehab, make sure you're really skinny. That way everyone will assume it's for an eating disorder or heroin. This will keep them from finding out about your sex addiction. Phew! That would certainly be embarrassing.
Speaking of embarrassing, I'm tired of talking about my fucking brand and you should be too.
Women of New York and Los Angeles: Just say no to men who have head shots in their okcupid profiles. (This counts twice if you're not in one of those cities, now that I think about it.) Dudes, this is the equivalent of a girl having a selfie as her phone background.
Speaking of backgrounds, OKCupid should have "verifieds." Instead of a fee-for-service model, dating sites could then start working on pay-per-proof-you're-not-a-fucking-asshole model. Just say no to assholes.
Matter of fact, just say no to OK Cupid (and actors). Unless you have an addiction. If that's the case, call me an enabler but I think you should just say yes.
The more you say yes, the more interesting your life becomes.
I'm not going to tell you what to do with this piece of information. But, you know, for what it's worth, it's a habit that makes for good stories.
Can someone find my will to return to Los Angeles? I've misplaced it.
