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January 25, 2013

How to (Really) Get Your Favorite Shirt Back

by Jessica Brookman in how-to


"Time really can move in two directions. It doesn't matter to the universe anyway. " (Image)

"Time really can move in two directions. It doesn't matter to the universe anyway. " (Image)

"Time really can move in two directions. It doesn't matter to the universe anyway. " (Image)

"Time really can move in two directions. It doesn't matter to the universe anyway. " (Image)

FACT: Neither texting nor taking all of your clothes off will  resolve unfinished business.

But one of them is a lot more entertaining than the other. 

"I am on foot. Wearing all black. See you in 15."

It was Saturday. By the time, I hit Sunset Junction, the last embers of LA's magic hour had faded into the cool, ruddy gloaming. My favorite shirt was still on the lam. 

I fished a tiny lifeline out of my pocket. The screen is blank except for a hairline fracture. 

"Going in blind, naturally." The words slip out on the heels of an almost-icy but definitely strained exhale. "No worries."

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TAGS: hipsters, sex, chambray shirts, how to have an s&m affair, jachs, karen thompson-walker, love, breaking up, men are idiots, how to get your shirt back from your ex, plaid, los angeles, how to date an actor, actors, silverlake, the age of miracles, dating, intelligentsia, medium raw, jessica brookman, getting back together, relationships, anthony bourdain, exes stealing clothes


January 20, 2013

How to Get Your Favorite Shirt Back

by Jessica Brookman in how-to, men


FACT: You may have broken up with your non-boyfriend, but it doesn't mean you wanted to. 

After all, there's a reason you, uh, let him into the flower shop in the first place.

Find out what happens when you really just want your favorite fucking shirt back...

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TAGS: love, sex, boyfriend, non-boyfriend, girlfriend, non-relationships, dating, relationships


January 11, 2013

How to Make Decisions

by Jessica Brookman in how-to, business and career


FACT: You suck at making decisions. But the good news is that practice makes perfect. 

Here's a story about getting better at making things...

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TAGS: organization, decisions, seth godin, making decisions, writing, marking, production, adobe creative suite, procrastination


January 9, 2013

How to Apply to the BOLD ACADEMY.

by Jessica Brookman in how-to


FACT: I resolved to run #naked straight into my fears this year. I'm applying for the BOLD ACADEMY. 

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TAGS: guts, forbes, Bold, faith, courage, Amber Rae, san francisco, bold academy, leap, goal


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