The WORST Valentine's Day Gift Guide Ever - Ladies

by Jessica Brookman in ,

Let's face it: Love/Hate is in the air this time of year.

You're either getting excited to be all romantical with someone or you're complaining because Valentine's Day is the worst fucking holiday ever dreamed up by marketing agencies. 

Even if you're totally not a consumer whore (you swear!), Valentine's day, much like Christmas, you probably have some jerks and/or chicks that you need to buy gifts for. Luckily, I am here to save your ass in these trying times, yet again. You are welcome. 

Here are the WORST gift ideas EVER for your special lady friend. 

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How to Be an Escort (Part 2)

by Jessica Brookman in ,

FACT: I have more to say about escorts.

First, I'll apologize to my Catholic mother. If she knew how to use a computer, these pieces might really have offended her....

Anyway, I got a thought-provoking comment on my article HOW TO BE AN ESCORT and I have to address it. Again, the first article I wrote was a response to a New York Observer Article and a response by Leandra Medine @ Man Repeller: 

There are a few points in the comment, specifically with regard to my use of marriage as a basis for comparison.

Here we go...

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